Break’d News: Teixeira to Yankees!

According to Jon Heyman at SI.com, the Yankees are in “deep discussions” sign Mark Teixeira for 8 years $180 million. It is believed Teixeira will pick his new team today. Now let’s look at this a bit. The Red Sox said they will “not be a factor”; but are believed to have kept their bid. [...]

BREAKING NEWS: CC “C’s” No Better Contracts, Begrudgingly Becomes A Yankee

According to an AP report, CC sold his soul to the devil and became a Yankee. CC for $140 million bucks,UPDATE PER JON HEYMAN ON WFAN 7 YEARS $160 Million!!!!!! I am sure you could scrape together a decent life in New York. Enjoy Little Italy, make sure to eat LOTS of pasta. It is [...]

The Boss

Yesterday, Major League Baseball officially approved the shift of power in the Yankee organization from George M. Steinbrenner III to his 40 year old son, Hal. It is a weird feeling. My whole life, The Boss has dominated the New York baseball landscape like no player, manager, or General Manager has. Now, he is gone. [...]

Not So Breaking News: Carl Pavano To Start On Saturday

I’ve taken three dumps since the rumor was confirmed. My stomach hurts so bad.

Quality Start: Things You Do When Your Team is Kicking Ass

Good Morning everybody. I am in a fine mood. The Mets put on an ass raping of epic proportions beating the awful awful Nationals 12-0. This game was 10-0 by the third inning which lead me to do things I would not normally do when a Met game is on. You see, when [...]

The Timeless Art of Sucking

I’m almost ready to give up on the Yankees. The offense sucks, the pitching staff is in shambles and Joe Girardi didn’t boot IPK after nonchalantly blowing off his horrid start on Friday. I think I’m going to stop watching the games and focus on more important things, like football, my exercise plan, and maybe [...]

Which Team is Livo Gonna Destroy Next?

Livan Hernandez was released from the Twins on Friday and if he clears waivers, any team will be able to pick him up.  You might recall that earlier in this year, a brilliant man talked about how bad Livo was in spite of his record.  This visionary was smart enough to write, after LIvo’s 6-1 [...]