Posted on January 5, 2009 by Hef
It’s a mere month and a half until pitchers and catchers report for duty and I’m chomping at the bit in anticipation of Spring Training. I’ve been attending Spring Traning games and practices since I was a kid and it’s easily my favorite time of year. There’s a park less than a mile from where [...]
Filed under: Spring Training | Tagged: A's, Angels, Brewers, Cactus League, Cubs, Dbacks, Dodgers, Giants, Indians, Mariners, Practice, Rangers, Royals, Spring Training Schedule, White Sox | 9 Comments »
Posted on October 2, 2008 by ombudswoman
Well, what a fantastic day here at the compound. Hefler showed up and dropped two posts of knowledge on our asses. Well, one of knowledge and the other one was mocking “New Yorkers” but I am sure if that had a New England accent attached it would apply equally. Spencer continued his tour of [...]
Filed under: Under the Lights | Tagged: Brewers, Cubs, Dodgers, Phillies, Rays, White Sox | 277 Comments »
Posted on September 30, 2008 by ombudswoman
What a fantastic fabulous wonderful day here at MLJ. Hef atoned for all his past discretions by giving us the Stat of the Day. I opened my soul about the Mets. Spencer continued his tour of College Football stadiums and Fetch told us about his heavy vomiting. He also mentioned tonight’s game. That [...]
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Posted on September 29, 2008 by ombudswoman
Well, what a boffo bangout day we had here at MLJ. Lot’s of things were written and importantly read so that’s nice. Truthfully, I am exhausted and sad and I hurt and I can’t grasp the loss of the baseball season. At least the Mets season. But alas, unlike my brethren in Boston, I [...]
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Posted on September 25, 2008 by ombudswoman
Well, what a wonderful great marvelous day we have had here at MLJ. Rex cut and pasted a private conversation for the benefit of you, the reader. Yes, I do believe Lars is a cockbag. Fetch interviewed our Jerk O’ the Month, the one and only Sparty, who is the founder of Sparty and [...]
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Posted on September 25, 2008 by ombudswoman
Seriously, I have nothing left. I am so sick and tired of this shit. Either win or lose, just end the fucking pain. 10 men left on base in innings 7, 8 and 9. 10 fucking guys. How many runs in that time frame? One. One Fucking run. The Mets had the man on third [...]
Filed under: Quality Start | Tagged: Brewers, Cubs, Mets, Phillies, Twins, White Sox | 72 Comments »
Posted on September 22, 2008 by ombudswoman
Over the weekend, some of the playoff races were shaken up a bit. The Mets imploded yesterday, virtually killing their chances at keeping pace with the Phillies and winning the NL East. The Brewers also lost two of three to the Reds keeping them 1.5GB of the Mets for the Wild Card (2 [...]
Filed under: Numbers Analysis | Tagged: Brewers, Diamondbacks, Dodgers, Implications, Mets, Phillies, Playoffs, Rays, Red Sox, Twins, White Sox | 10 Comments »
