I didn’t know if I could put hell in the title or if Hef and his droopy vagina would get mad at me, so heck will have to suffice.
With the recent trade of Matt Holliday to the A’s, the Twins apparently are feeling a little left out. They have been searching for a third baseman, [...]
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What a fantastic fabulous wonderful day here at MLJ. Hef atoned for all his past discretions by giving us the Stat of the Day. I opened my soul about the Mets. Spencer continued his tour of College Football stadiums and Fetch told us about his heavy vomiting. He also mentioned tonight’s game. That [...]
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Well, what a wonderful great marvelous day we have had here at MLJ. Rex cut and pasted a private conversation for the benefit of you, the reader. Yes, I do believe Lars is a cockbag. Fetch interviewed our Jerk O’ the Month, the one and only Sparty, who is the founder of Sparty and [...]
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Seriously, I have nothing left. I am so sick and tired of this shit. Either win or lose, just end the fucking pain. 10 men left on base in innings 7, 8 and 9. 10 fucking guys. How many runs in that time frame? One. One Fucking run. The Mets had the man on third [...]
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Over the weekend, some of the playoff races were shaken up a bit. The Mets imploded yesterday, virtually killing their chances at keeping pace with the Phillies and winning the NL East. The Brewers also lost two of three to the Reds keeping them 1.5GB of the Mets for the Wild Card (2 [...]
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Well, we have had quite the week around here. The band seems to be getting back together. Which is good for me and you. For me, it means I have less work to do. For you, it means you have more shit to read. All of which I am in favor of. I [...]
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My fists hurt from pounding them into my palms and bouncing them off my kitchen counter. I hurt my leg jumping up and down. I am not allowed to yell because I might wake up Little RamonaWarHelmet, so I do the silent scream where my body goes through all the motions of yelling [...]
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