Meet Your Champs

So this is a little late, but hey better late than never right?
In my undying curiosity, I wanted to see how the Phillies obtained everyone on their postseason roster for the 2008 World Series. So with a little poking around the Internet (thanks, Al Gore) I’ve figured it all out so you don’t have to [...]

Stay Classy, Philadelphia

Yesterday, I wrote a small post talking about why I don’t care for the citizenry of the Fighting City of Philadelphia. It was really nothing. It was a rational, well thought out post about the horribleness that is the Philadelphia citizen. Frankly, it is nothing new. Many, over the years, have talked about how terrible [...]

Is There A God?

As I sat in front of my TV last night and watched a sullen, disheveled Bud Selig explain away why Game 5 of the World Series was even started and then why it was stopped, I looked on with a huge smile on my face and a sigh of a relief. I had received a [...]

Under The Lights: A Great Day In American History

What a magnificent glorious beautiful fantastic splendid terrific phenomenal superb day here at the old MLJ compound. I didn’t sleep in which was nice for all of you. Hef chimed in about how a small market with a 10 year old team is a bunch of front runners because they don’t know how to [...]

Quality Start: Game 1 Baby!

Good Morning everybody! We finally had ourselves some baseball to watch last night. By we I mean you. Something happened on the way to the TV. I passed out.  Epic passout. I have slept for 11 and half hours and went to sleep before my baby.  There may have been a day where I would [...]

Quality Start: Joe the Plumber, American

Good Morning y’all. Last night we had Game 5 of the NLCS and the last Presidential debate. In my household, Mrs. Roman is what they call on the TV an ‘Undecided” so we actually sat around and watched the debate. I have had my mind made up since the 2004 Democratic Convention so [...]

Under The Lights: The Economy Sucks, Let’s Play Ball

What a fantastic, wonderful, glorious, fantastic, marvelous, fantastic, stupendous, excellent, tremendous, fantastic day we have had here at the compound. I wrote about how much my night sucked last night. Spencer told us about an old fight and then spent 1500 words being wrong on the topic of a certain FOX analyst, who we will [...]