Mets Confirm That They Will Continue Fleecing Hard-working Americans

Per good friend of the site, Darren Rovell: the Mets have no intention of trying to boost the economy and will continue using taxpayer funds for the use of naming rights to their glorified minor league stadium.

Break’d News: Oliver Perez Close to Deal With Mets

According to Ken Rosenthal, Jon Heyman and Metsblog, Oliver Perez is close to a three year deal with the Mets that pays him no more than $12 million annually but it is not confirmed what the exact number is. There may or may not be a vesting option. In related news, I am going to [...]

And You Thought I Was Nuts: Manny Rally Tonight at 7PM

A group of Met fans, not led by me, are holding a Get Manny rally outside of SNY studios tonight at 7. SNY Studios has one of those cool glass window sets that allows people to look in on the live broadcast. For those not in the know, SNY is the network owned by the [...]

Quality Start: It’s Thursday and I still want Manny

Good morning gents and ladies. Today is a fine day I guess. For the first time in days, I am able to speak without feeling like I am swallowing razor blades. Drugs are wonderful. I was told Monday that I have a “severe” case of Strep Throat, was put on a heavy antibiotic load and [...]

Jerry Manuel Wants Manny

If there is anything I learned over the last week, if you want to find out what Met personnel think about Manny Ramirez, catch them at a charity event. Last week, David Wright expressed his love of Manny at a Children’s Hospital. Yesterday, Met Manager Jerry Manuel talked about his love of all things Manny [...]

The Door Is Open For Manny

The talk in New York the last few days has revolved around whether on not the Mets should get Manny Ramirez. I think they should. The consensus opinion has been that Met ownership wants nothing to do with Manny Ramirez. The Mets are very image conscious. They were burned in the late 80’s by a [...]

Quality Start: The Mets Pulled Their Putz

GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!! I am in a very chipper mood. As of my sleepy time, the Mets were getting physicals in a huge trade involving the Mariners and the Indians that would put Franklin Gutierrez in Seattle, Joe Smith in Cleveland and Aaron Heilman out of my life.  Spencer you will like Joe Smith. Good reliever [...]