So, this little bet between my precocious little buddy, cortes at CityofChamps, and I is not even fun anymore. The Marlins have very little chance of making up those 8.5 games (9 in the Loss column) and it truly gives me nothing to fill time with for the rest of September. I will, [...]
Filed under: Bets | Tagged: cortes, how's my ass taste, Marlins, Mets, winner | 15 Comments »
I was going to write about my bet with cortes two weeks but that silly goose, Intern CRM, wrote his stupid post, inserting himself in a place where he didn’t belong. This bet is all about me taking over a 17 year old’s blog and making the title City of Champs more correcter by [...]
Filed under: Bets | Tagged: Marlins, Mets, World Champion New York Football Giants | 15 Comments »
Good Morning everybody. I am in a fine mood. The Mets put on an ass raping of epic proportions beating the awful awful Nationals 12-0. This game was 10-0 by the third inning which lead me to do things I would not normally do when a Met game is on. You see, when [...]
Filed under: Quality Start | Tagged: Cubs, Long Live Fernando Tatis, Marlins, Mets, Red Sox, Twins, White Sox, Yankees | 28 Comments »
Seriously – there isn’t a single link to be clicked in this post. Honest.
Good afternoon. I’m the new Intern here at Casa de Jerk, Intern CRM.
I’m sorry. Did I just blow your feeble clerk minds?
I’ll give you a moment to collect yourselves.
Filed under: National League | Tagged: Blog War, Marlins, Mets, Stellar Debut | 32 Comments »
Good Evening y’all! Hef asked me to take care of Under the Lights tonight since he is traveling somewhere in the desert and will not be near his computer. He wanted me to tell you today was a great day once again but of course you could all do better. Hef is a dick [...]
Filed under: Under the Lights | Tagged: Marlins, Phillies | 152 Comments »
Livan Hernandez was released from the Twins on Friday and if he clears waivers, any team will be able to pick him up. You might recall that earlier in this year, a brilliant man talked about how bad Livo was in spite of his record. This visionary was smart enough to write, after LIvo’s 6-1 [...]
Filed under: Way Worse Than His Record | Tagged: Livan Hernandez, Marlins, Mets, Rockies, White Sox, Yankees | 5 Comments »
Yesterday morning, I was a bit concerned. The Marlins were close to get Manny Ramirez and changing the dynamic of the division race. At 4:30 yesterday, I was feverishly trying to keep up with all the info and get it on the site. I had a huge smile on my face the whole [...]
Filed under: National League | Tagged: Long Live Fernando Tatis, Marlins, Mets, NL East, Phillies | 4 Comments »
