There May Not Be A God, But There Is TATIS!!!!!!!!!

Listening to my prayers, the Mets wrapped up their most important signing of the offseason early. The Great Tatis will grace us with his presence for at least another year with a $1.7 million dollar deal. That should give him some scratch to build some more churches in his honor. It also means I [...]

Under The Lights: A Great Day In American History

What a magnificent glorious beautiful fantastic splendid terrific phenomenal superb day here at the old MLJ compound. I didn’t sleep in which was nice for all of you. Hef chimed in about how a small market with a 10 year old team is a bunch of front runners because they don’t know how to [...]

Quality Start: Things You Do When Your Team is Kicking Ass

Good Morning everybody. I am in a fine mood. The Mets put on an ass raping of epic proportions beating the awful awful Nationals 12-0. This game was 10-0 by the third inning which lead me to do things I would not normally do when a Met game is on. You see, when [...]

NL East: We Don’t Need No Stinkin Trades

Yesterday morning, I was a bit concerned. The Marlins were close to get Manny Ramirez and changing the dynamic of the division race. At 4:30 yesterday, I was feverishly trying to keep up with all the info and get it on the site. I had a huge smile on my face the whole [...]

Blog War 2: Electric Bugaloo – Armageddon (Sort Of)

Well, here we are. The series five of us have been waiting for. Mets vs Marlins. Roman vs cortes. MLJ vs cityofchamps. Since it is only July, and these teams have nine games left with each other AFTER the three they play this week, this series is not going to decide this [...]

First Place

The Mets are in first place in the National League East. Well, tied for first but it’s still first. Quite frankly, I thought it would take a little while to get here and I don’t know how long the stay will be but it is still impressive considering the amount of shit this team [...]

Finding Your Inner Tatis

As the Mets have gone streaking and shit all over any remnants of the “we should have kept Willie” crowd (looking at you Raj), I want to give you insight on the heart and soul of this team’s resurgence. Fernando Tatis. Tatis is not only the soul of the Mets new found success [...]