The Jets New Coach Makes the Newspapers Rexually Active

The Jets have hired Rex Ryan to be their new head coach. Good for them. I hope Rex enjoys the criminal element that is their fan base tearing him down at every turn. But he should be used to it. His dad is Buddy Ryan, so these are his people. The point of this post [...]

A Happy Little Sunday

I settled into the last hours of my 4 day mini holiday vacation with a Newcastle and a smile. The 4:00 games in New York were Jets/Dolphins and Cowfags/Iggles in what was essentially 3 of the teams I hate most playing at the same time. Someone I hate was going to fail and that made [...]

OK. You Are Worthy

A few weeks ago, I wrote a small post on my feelings about the New York Jets. I have never thought much of them. I always felt their excitement was unwarranted. But yesterday, they marched in to Nashville and crushed the previously undefeated Tennessee Titans. Speaking of the Titans, someone who may have had a [...]

J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK!

I don’t know why I hate the Jets. I just do. Unlike the other teams in the New York Metropolitan area that have rivalries with one another, The Jets and the World Champion New York Football Giants don’t have much of one. They play every year in the preseason in front of a half empty [...]

Clock Management: The Marvin Lewis Story

I was watching the Jets/Bengals tilt yesterday (I am in NY and I am stuck with Jets games when they are on, it blows asshole) with the Bengals down 12 points at the two minute warning. The Bengals had all three timeouts and needed two touchdowns to win this thing. Their defense had [...]

Under The Lights: Draft Time

Tonight is going to be very very busy around here. After Spencer put the website on his back today and carried us to new highs (or lows) we are willing to kick back, light his bong and get ready for the biggest event in MLJ history. The NHL Fantasy Draft! That’s right, [...]