Good morning, friends of excellence. You get a real treat this morning as you get to experience a weekday dose of Hef’s Quality Start.
If you haven’t heard the rumblings, we’re all getting really excited about the first evar MLJ meet up at the MLJ beach house in Mexico. Clown, Rex and I are going [...]
Filed under: MLJ Bromance, Quality Start | Tagged: Arizona Cardinals, Homosexuality?, Steelers, Super Bowl | 40 Comments »
Dear Carlos Delgado,
Hey Carlos, it’s me Roman. Yeah, you know that guy who… ummm…you don’t like too much. Listen, I don’t blame you. I said really nasty things. Like the time I told you I wished a stray bomb from Vieques would have hit you, that was cold. We shouldn’t [...]
Filed under: Open Letter | Tagged: Carlos Delgado, First Place, Homosexuality?, Mets | 3 Comments »
Over the weekend, a delirious Nick P threw some slanderous and malicious comments towards the Mets. Now this is to be expected from Nick since, well, he is just that type of dude. He has done this in the past. Anyone, who links twice to Hitler has a few issues. Now, Nick sometimes [...]
Filed under: Stupid post | Tagged: Homosexuality?, Jay Bruce, Mets, Mr Redlegs is a Mr. Met ripoff, Mr. Redlegs likes Men, Reds | 12 Comments »
I have just witnessed something so tremendous, so transcendent that I am still at a bit of a loss for words. I just saw the first ever overtime eat-off in the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog competition. Kobeyashi vs Chestnut. And who came out on top you ask? Joey Chestnut. American. [...]
Filed under: Non-MLB | Tagged: Add new tag, Homosexuality?, Hot dog Eating, Mets, Phillies | Leave a Comment »
We here at Major League Jerk are ahead of the curve when it comes to breaking news. On June 3rd, we broke the story of Wayne Krivsky’s desire to bring Major League Baseball it’s first all gay franchise. Well, he has succeeded in Cincinnati. But for his efforts he was unceremoniously dumped. Well, if you worried about [...]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: Homosexuality?, Mets, Mets Suck, Reds | 3 Comments »
Hi David,
It’s me Roman. The reason I am writing this letter, besides the restraining order (I wasn’t peeping I was just making sure you were OK), is to let you know that I know it’s not your fault. This year is not your fault. The losing is not your fault. Don’t [...]
Filed under: Open Letter, Stupid post | Tagged: Homosexuality?, Mets | 14 Comments »
As part of Major League Jerk’s investigative team, it is my responsibility to ask questions and follow leads wherever they may take me. Earlier this season, The Cincinnati Reds fired General Manager Wayne Krivsky, even though the team seemed to be on the upswing after he infused the team with young talent through the [...]
Filed under: Stupid post, Why Dusty? | Tagged: Homosexuality?, Reds | 10 Comments »
