Um…Maybe Sergio isn’t as Mature as I Thought

Reading the new Golf Digest on the shitter and read this quote from El Niño…
I’ve been a star of four previous Ryder Cup teams. I don’t apologize for my poor performance.  It was time for somebody else to step up, like Paddy Harrington.  But he was tired.  That’s what he said: “I am so tired.” [...]

Sergio No. 2 in the World; Multiple Majors to Follow?

My undying love for Sergio Garcia has reached critical levels.  There might be a total golf-splosion coming next spring if this keeps up and, dare I say it, there’s a legit Tiger rival now in golf. 
Disclaimer: I promise…this is going to be my LAST golf post EVER on here.  I will not post a single [...]

MLJ Off-Topic: This could’ve been avoided if you weren’t a retard

One of the golf blogs I frequent linked to this story about this guy who bought a property on historic Winged Foot Country Club in New York and had a temporary restraining order placed on the club until they remedy the errant shots that the owner has been complaining about.  That’s right…one of the most historic [...]

Non-MLB Post: This Might be Going a Little Far

Things I would do to be as good as Tiger Woods at golf…

Kill a baby
Kill TWO babies
Kill a puppy
Kill a kitty
Basically anything that involves killing something for my own benefit.

Yes, Tiger Woods is perhaps the greatest human being walking the earth, behind only myself of course.  Blah blah blah…billionaire, philanthopist, best golfer the world has [...]

Non-MLB Post: Rocco Mediate is the Man

Holy motherfucking tits, that was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my golf viewing life, and the sad part was, I was trapped in my office for the majority of it (tho I ducked out to a bar downstairs to catch the last 2 holes).
I’m not going to give you a recap or anything, [...]

Non-MLB Post: The Enigma that is Phil Mickelson

I’m a huge golf addict, seriously, I need rehab for it. I must watch hundreds of hours of PGA coverage per year, even going so far as to scheduling my tee times in order to get back in time to watch the final round’s coverage on CBS (not NBC tho, unless it’s the US Open [...]