In a revelation that has the whole world stunned, D. Baxter, the mascot for the Arizona Diamondbacks, has admitted that he is not a snake and he has no idea why he’s the mascot in the first place. Also, he was arrested three weeks ago for driving with a BAC at nearly double the legal [...]
Filed under: Jerk of the Month | Tagged: Dbacks, Mascots | 12 Comments »
It’s a mere month and a half until pitchers and catchers report for duty and I’m chomping at the bit in anticipation of Spring Training. I’ve been attending Spring Traning games and practices since I was a kid and it’s easily my favorite time of year. There’s a park less than a mile from where [...]
Filed under: Spring Training | Tagged: A's, Angels, Brewers, Cactus League, Cubs, Dbacks, Dodgers, Giants, Indians, Mariners, Practice, Rangers, Royals, Spring Training Schedule, White Sox | 9 Comments »
Dunnie! The man, the myth, the legend silenced his critics and doubters with a walk off double (man on 1st, less than two outs). Truly he must be a clutch hitter because I just saw him deliver. All of his critics ever are wrong and I am right because I had a first hand experience. [...]
Filed under: Players I Like, Uncategorized | Tagged: Adam Dunn, Dbacks, Dodgers, Small Sample Size | 4 Comments »
The Dodgers are facing the Dbacks in Phoenix this weekend and now’s as good a time as any to take a look at how well the blockbuster trades are faring for each team.
Since the trade, the Dodgers are 11-17 and have fallen to 4.5 games out of first place. In spite of this, Manny Ramirez [...]
Filed under: Trades | Tagged: Adam Dunn, Dbacks, Dodgers, Manny Ramirez | 6 Comments »
It appears that the Diamondbacks aren’t willing to concede the NL West race after all. Yesterday afternoon, the Snakes traded for the best home run hitter in both leagues, Adam Dunn, for minor league pitcher Dallas Buck and two players to be named later (two players who are on the 40 man roster, no [...]
Filed under: Trades | Tagged: Adam Dunn, Dbacks, NickP is Ghey | 21 Comments »
So Orlando Hudson up and slammed his hand into Brian McCann during the sixth inning on Saturday and now it’s broken and he’s out for the rest of the season.
Doesn’t that just kick you in the balls? Orlando Hudson is the best defensive 2nd basemen in the National League (eat a dick, Brandon Phillips) and [...]
Filed under: Injury Report | Tagged: Augie Ojeda, Dbacks, Orlando Hudson | 37 Comments »
The Los Angeles Dodgers pitching staff could hardly sleep last night as they bristled with anticipation for their next opportunity to surrender a ninth inning lead.
“What time is it? 2:30?” Dodgers reliever Jonathan Broxton asked late last night. “Shit, the last time I looked it was 2:25. I can’t sleep I’m so excited. I feel [...]
Filed under: Divisive Arguments, National League, Satire | Tagged: Dbacks, Dodgers, Giants, Satire | 10 Comments »
