Break’d News: Cubs Acquire Aaron Heilman

The Cubs, in pursuit of their first World Championship in 101 years,  trade Ronny Cedeno and Garrett Olson for Aaron Heilman. Yes. Ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Break’d News: Cubs Sold To Billionaire Fan

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A Spring Training Preview

It’s a mere month and a half until pitchers and catchers report for duty and I’m chomping at the bit in anticipation of Spring Training.  I’ve been attending Spring Traning games and practices since I was a kid and it’s easily my favorite time of year.  There’s a park less than a mile from where [...]

A Second Open Letter to Cubs Fans

Dear Cubs Fans,
Yesterday, I wrote you a letter telling you that you should not sit on your hands and to get positive about your team. Well, I have been told by a few Cubs fans my imploring was silly and unnecessary. All the sitting and quiet I saw was a product of TBS’s [...]

Under The Lights: Balls and Shaft

Well, what a fantastic day here at the compound. Hefler showed up and dropped two posts of knowledge on our asses. Well, one of knowledge and the other one was mocking “New Yorkers” but I am sure if that had a New England accent attached it would apply equally. Spencer continued his tour of [...]

An Open Letter to Cub Fans

Dear Cub Fans,
Normally, I revel in other’s misery. I know that you have been splashing around in mine for a few days. But last night made me a bit sad. I turn on my TV with the hopes that you guys would be going bat shit crazy and making nothing but noise for [...]

Quality Start: I Love This Town

As we began our playoff journey, we must prepare ourselves for the inevitable. Too much Frank Caliendo. Too much of Bon Jovi’s “I Love This Town”. Now I understand the constant push on Frank TV. I really do. They got hosed by the writer’s strike and no one really watches TBS. We more than likely [...]