Under the Lights: I May Have Plans Thursday

Good evening everybody. Today was a bit of a travel day here at MLJ. Hef, Rex, clown and Hef’s Gay Magician friend made their way home from Mexico and the rest of us made our way back to sobriety. As far as lazy, uninspired Mondays go, this may have been the most stupendous ever.  As [...]

Break’d News: Oliver Perez Close to Deal With Mets

According to Ken Rosenthal, Jon Heyman and Metsblog, Oliver Perez is close to a three year deal with the Mets that pays him no more than $12 million annually but it is not confirmed what the exact number is. There may or may not be a vesting option. In related news, I am going to [...]

Get to Know a Recruit: Matt Barkley

If you want to gripe, Barkley is already enrolled at USC and will participate in spring practice, but he’s in here anyways because he’s the best QB recruit of the year, the prototypical pocket passer with the elite-high school resume.  A product of Mater Dei high school (arguably the best high school program in the [...]

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Quality Start: Empty Feeling

Good Morning Jerks and Jerkettes. A Super Bowl has passed and we are a mere 14 days away from pitchers and catchers. We here at MLJ congratulate the World Champion Pittsburgh Steelers (except for Hef, Spencer, Rex, clown, Nick P, Gonzo, CRM, Fetch, Muriel and possibly Happy) on their victory. Last night’s Super Bowl was [...]