The Rich Get Richer: College Football Signing Day

Tell me if you’ve heard this before…according to Rivals, the top five signing day classes belong to USC, LSU, Texas, Ohio State and Alabama.  Between the five schools, 18 5-star recruits and 63 4-star recruits signed up to join these factories and join the equal number of similarly heralded recruits from the last year, who [...]

Mets Confirm That They Will Continue Fleecing Hard-working Americans

Per good friend of the site, Darren Rovell: the Mets have no intention of trying to boost the economy and will continue using taxpayer funds for the use of naming rights to their glorified minor league stadium.

MLJ Bromance: The Shenanigans Post

I guess we’ll get the obvious questions out of the way early: Are Clown and Rex exactly like their internet personas?  The answer is a resounding yes.
After having to find Rex via cellphone in the airport we finally start walking toward each other in slow motion with music playing.  When our destiny unites us his [...]

Quality Start: Not Quality when WordPress is Involved

Lakers 126, Knicks 117: I had something written about this…but after WordPress FUCKED ME OVER THREE FUCKING TIMES THIS MORNING…I’m sorry, this is all you’re getting.
Kobe is good.  LeBron is still better.  End of story.

Under the Lights: I May Have Plans Thursday

Good evening everybody. Today was a bit of a travel day here at MLJ. Hef, Rex, clown and Hef’s Gay Magician friend made their way home from Mexico and the rest of us made our way back to sobriety. As far as lazy, uninspired Mondays go, this may have been the most stupendous ever.  As [...]

Break’d News: Oliver Perez Close to Deal With Mets

According to Ken Rosenthal, Jon Heyman and Metsblog, Oliver Perez is close to a three year deal with the Mets that pays him no more than $12 million annually but it is not confirmed what the exact number is. There may or may not be a vesting option. In related news, I am going to [...]

Get to Know a Recruit: Matt Barkley

If you want to gripe, Barkley is already enrolled at USC and will participate in spring practice, but he’s in here anyways because he’s the best QB recruit of the year, the prototypical pocket passer with the elite-high school resume.  A product of Mater Dei high school (arguably the best high school program in the [...]