LeBron Must Be Metrosexual

Well, upon further review, this server sucks and won’t allow me to post South Park clips. I had two crab people videos (One and Two) that were going to be totally relevant and funny. What the fuck is this? Amateur hour? I’m out of here.
For a full explanation of the crab dribble click here.

A Year In The Life of CRM

It’s been a rough year for the official MLJ Intern. But I choose not to focus on the negatives. That’s both my blessing and my curse. I tend to block out the bad. I’ll talk about it and joke about it, but generally, I don’t let stuff like “losing a job” bring me down. I [...]

A Spring Training Preview

It’s a mere month and a half until pitchers and catchers report for duty and I’m chomping at the bit in anticipation of Spring Training.  I’ve been attending Spring Traning games and practices since I was a kid and it’s easily my favorite time of year.  There’s a park less than a mile from where [...]

John Hollinger’s Rankings Could Use Some Work

We might need to create a new Nobel Prize to honor poor analysis in the field of Sports Mathematics.  And if anyone’s going to win the first one, it has to be John Hollinger whose brilliant mathematical mind devised a formula so groundbreaking, that it successfully ranked the Milwaukee Bucks fifth out of a field [...]