Under The Lights

Odette Yustman almost makes me want to see The Unborn. Almost.
Discuss tonight’s games in the comment section. Maybe Hef and the gang will chime in with their rape team building stories.

Rex Kramer’s Tour de Reality

Suck it, bitches…

Pictures From Mexico: Day 1

Hello, everybody. Hef, clown and Rex plus Hef’s Gay Magician friend are spending the weekend together in Mexico. Per Hef, I was told no rape so far. He seemed pretty bummed out about it. But they did send me some pictures to share with you all. Below the jump is some of the initial glory [...]

Quality Start: Congrats Coach Brown

To your right, Maggie Grace. What happened last night?
Cavs 112, Clippers 97: The Cavs had some trouble in the first half last night when Lebron went to the bench in foul trouble but got things together in the second half and blew out the Clippers. Z returned from injury (w00t!) and scored 20. Also, congratulations [...]

Under The Lights: Stuff And Other Stuff

Picture via request from Stigs.
Good evening folks. Today was a pretty above average day in MLJ history. The new guy had a couple space fillers. One was an absolutely disgusting post, and the other had pictures of a couple weight loss girls. CRM cobbled together all of our Super Bowl picks(I was supposed to link [...]

The Official MLJ Super Bowl Picks Post

Apparently, the Super Bowl is this Sunday. With that in mind we thought it might be fun to pick the score of the game. Winner gets to share the hammock with Gonzo’s corpse in Mexico at the MLJ vacation home. For the three of you who don’t have posting rights, feel free to add your [...]

MLJ Bromance: The Day Arrives At Last

MLJers Hef, Clown and Rex (as well as Hef’s gay, magician friend) are taking a trip to the MLJ beachhouse in Mexico for a weekend of partying, drinking, Super Bowling and rape.  The over/under on organ thefts is .5.  I’m taking the over.

By the time you read this post, Rex’s plane should have landed.  Or [...]