What The Heck Are They Thinking?

Posted on November 12, 2008 by stigs

I didn’t know if I could put hell in the title or if Hef and his droopy vagina would get mad at me, so heck will have to suffice.

With the recent trade of Matt Holliday to the A’s, the Twins apparently are feeling a little left out. They have been searching for a third baseman, and they have been kicking the tires on Garrett Atkins. While Atkins overall numbers look pretty good, his numbers away from Coors are .244/.303/.415 for the last two seasons. I’m not in the MLB scheduling office, but something tells me that the Twins will play a grand total of zero games at Coors Field for the next few years. Also, just go ahead and try to guess the numbers that Twins third basemen put up this year. Answer after the jump..283/.330/.399. That’s right. Those numbers are better than Garrett Atkins’s numbers. Fortunately for Twins fans everywhere, the Reds are also interested in Garrett Atkins. Cmon Walt Jocketty, get it done!

Also, via MLB Trade Rumors, the Twins are also interested in recently acquired Huston Street. I’m no Cortes, but I have heard any deal of that type would send Michael Cuddyer to Colorado, which is a good thing, but if Nick Blackburn or Glen Perkins goes over, I might have to quit being a Twins fan.

Bill Smith, I still semi believe in you, please make this happen, or not make this happen I guess.

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9 Responses

  1. Tampa Bo, on November 12, 2008 at 11:34 am Said:

    White Sox need a 3B too. Youre fucked.

  2. clown, on November 12, 2008 at 11:36 am Said:

    Cool fantasy team name: Hef’s droopy vagina

    good work, fetch

  3. fetch, on November 12, 2008 at 11:41 am Said:

    glad i could help Clown

  4. spencer096, on November 12, 2008 at 11:42 am Said:

    Hef’s Puffy Vulva is all mine.

  5. stigs, on November 12, 2008 at 11:46 am Said:

    fetch, i have a guy name Bill Hall. Is that something you might be interested in?

  6. romanwarhelmet, on November 12, 2008 at 11:46 am Said:

    Hef’s Sandy Vag in TBL35 next year baby!

  7. spencer096, on November 12, 2008 at 11:47 am Said:

    fetch…trade one of your OF hacks like gomez or delmon to the tribe. we’ll give you andy marte!!!

  8. fetch, on November 12, 2008 at 11:49 am Said:

    stigs, they’re actually going to make a run at jj hardy i think. I dont know if that’s to play SS or 3B though.

  9. stigs, on November 12, 2008 at 11:54 am Said:

    i really hope they don’t trade Hardy or Escobar. Especially Hardy. Move one of them to second or third and get rid of Bill Hall or Rickie Weeks.

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