Under the Lights: See You at the Ballpark

I won’t be able to participate in our rousing discussion of baseball tonight as I’ll be at Chase Field tonight watching your NL West leading Diamondbacks (41-41) face off against the NL Central’s 3rd best team, the Milwaukee Brewers (44-37).  But I’ll bring my camera and maybe I’ll fight someone just so that I have [...]

Non MLB Video of the Day

It’s political season (when is it not?) and I figured, let’s see what a few assholes are doing with their free time these days. Turns out, they’re making funny videos that ignite our political differences instead of debating them in an open forum.  Still that shit is funny.

The Oracle Speaks

I can’t think of a dumber thing that I’ve become pseudo addicted to lately than this (new?) feature at Baseball-Reference.com.  They call it the Baseball Oracle, and it’s just like the Kevin Bacon six degrees of separation game but with baseball players.
Ever wonder how far removed Babe Ruth is from Robinson Cano?  Or how far [...]

Still Dream of Playing in the Big Leagues?

Well keep dreaming asshole.  If it hasn’t happened yet it ain’t gonna happen.  You’re a waste of space with no discernible talent besides making people uncomfortable by reliving the past more than Uncle Rico.
But if you want to kid yourself a little bit longer, you can at least try to get a job for a [...]

Blog War 2: Electric Bugaloo – Analyzing a Bet

A few weeks ago young cortes from CityofChamps (smug little SOB) and myself made a fun little bet. If the Mets have more wins than the Marlins I take over his blog for a day and if the Marlins have more wins than the Mets he gets to write as many posts as he [...]

The First Half Jerkies

Welcome to the midway point of the MLB Season.  As you can see we’re all here decked out in our finest tuxedos for the midway awards gala.  It’s quite an affair.  Clown is serving dinner and bussing the tables and cleaning the dishes.  Also he’s bartending and cooking.  He’s also playing the role of valet [...]

Now I Feel Bad

I haven’t mentioned this in awhile because I didn’t want to pile on, but I totally won the bet I made with The Big Lead a few months back.  As you’ll recall, I took exception to his saying that a few small market teams who were performing well would fall out of it by July [...]