The Dayton Game: Or How I Learned The Value Of Brandon Phillips*

Taken Stolen from Joe Posnanski’s latest blog effort, it’s the Dayton Game:
OK, so Royals general manager Dayton Moore showed me this fun little game you can play with your team. It begins with a scouting question: How many 60 tools does your team have?
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60 — All-Star Level. Placido Polanco is probably a 60 hitter. I [...]

Cleveland Ousted Again

Washington D.C. May 30th: At 9:44pm on Friday night, Cleveland was once again halted from winning a championship. The Cavaliers were knocked out of the playoffs a couple weeks ago, the Browns didn’t make the playoffs this year, and the Indians (according to Spencer) have been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention (And May isn’t even [...]

What Would IMMEDIATELY Fix All the Tribe’s Problems

Hear me out on this one.  Sit down, take a deep breath, focus…Here’s how the Tribe is gonna get back on their feet.  It’ll only cost us a few million $$$, no players, no prospects, no nothin’. 
The solution…

Non-MLB Post: Spencer’s Handy Guide to Bullshitting your Way Out of Obligations

I fully understand that I haven’t written about the Tribe in awhile…but you know what? Until they pull their fucking heads out of their asses, I’m continuing on this path.
I’m a reasonably successful young individual, something I attribute to a few things: my uncanny ability to bullshit my way out of even the most dire [...]

One More Reason to Dislike Mariah Carey Cannon

Never mind her ridiculous outfit, she makes all Americans look bad with that piece of shit throw.

The only saving grace about that clip is learning that DJ Quik is a catcher in the Japan League. Who knew?
tug of the ear*: The LoHud Yankees Blog
*”tug of the ear” is like a “hat [...]

Fixing the Mets: Part 3 Cocoon of Optimism

As promised in my pissed off ramblings on The Big Lead, I am not going to look at the future former Mets manager to be former just yet. Instead, I am going to look for ways to fix this team so our fearless leader can bring this franchise back to prominence. So today we continue [...]

Non-MLB Post: Spencer’s Handy Guide to Banging Rachel Ray

Over at TBL there was some discussion about Rachel Ray that quickly boiled down to whether or not she’s bangable. To me…yea, I’d give her all sorts of business, there’s little I find sexier than a reasonably attractive, older woman who can make me some foot quickly. And, yes, I have become sexually aroused while [...]